queerhawkeye:

alec hardison + tumblr text posts (screencaps by psssfff)

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I, Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honour you, but not to obey you, of course, because that’s anachronistic and misogynistic and who you do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?

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maliam asked: Ichabod Crane or Abbie Mills

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CABIN PRESSURE and the Episode...
  • A: where there is smoke in the flight deck (probably)
  • B: where there is smoke in the loo (definitely)
  • C: where Arthur thinks the passenger is hot (and chaos ensues)
  • D: where Carolyn thinks the passengers aren't hot (and chaos ensues)
  • E: where the presence of a millionaire causes trouble
  • F: where the absence of a millionaire causes trouble
  • G: where the passenger and her bassoon must not be apart (also cheesecake)
  • H: where the passenger and her sister must not be together (also fishcake)
  • I: where they rescue a victim who was not actually in danger and cause two victims in the process
  • J: where they repair a plane that was not actually broken and cause a broken car in the process
  • K: where they hang around Fitton airfield for about a week (literally)
  • L: where they hang around Russia for about a week (figuratively)
  • M: where there is some trouble but they sort it out together and are a happy little family because they just need each other so much asdadaddfff
  • N: where Martin tries to be Maverick (and fails)
  • O: with the otters in heaven
  • P: where Martin tries to be Miss Marple (and fails)
  • Q: with the polar bears on the ground
  • R: where Douglas does something clever (but ruines the day)
  • S: where Douglas does something clever (and saves the day)
  • T: where there isn't enough alcohol
  • U: where there isn't enough alcohol (but too much pineapple juice)
  • V: where Martin is rescued from a dragon by a stranger
  • W: where Martin is rescued from a dragon by his friends
  • X: where they are annoyed because they are stuck together
  • Y: where they are annoyed because they are stuck apart
  • Z: (oh god....)

greendale seven appreciation week(s): day four
↳ otp day: jeff and annie

greendale seven appreciation week(s): day four

↳ otp day: jeff and annie

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Men holding kittens for the first time

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animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!
The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 
See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!
Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)
If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

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animalaspects:

animalaspects:

Here are some wonderful facts about Sea World’s orcas!

  • The average lifespan of wild orcas ranges from 30-50 years, although some females can easily make it past 80 (a wild orca named J2 or ‘Granny’ is 103 this year!). The lifespan of a Sea World orca is around 25 years, the median age being 9. But at least they put on a good show!
  • Don’t worry, collapsed dorsal fins are a common condition, although in the wild only sick or injured orcas have collapsed dorsal fins. All of Sea World’s males and some females have it, it makes them look unique! 
  • The size of Sea World’s tanks compared to an orca is about the same as a human to a bathtub. Lot’s of room to stretch and move!
  • Wild orcas swim 100+ miles a day, they would have to swim around their tank 1,400+ times a day to achieve that. But that seems like a lot of work, and you may see the animals hanging out near the surface of the water or on the bottoms of their tanks for hours. That’s a lot more relaxing than swimming all those miles!
  • Sea World gives their orcas a Valium-like drug to stop the whales from acting aggressively towards each other and to numb their minds from their vastly uninteresting concrete tanks. Buying a ticket to Sea World is an excellent way to help them pay for these drugs that they pump their animals full with!
  • Many captive orcas show abnormal behaviors like head bobbing, chewing on concrete, and self mutilation by banging their heads into the side of the tank. Obviously just temper-tantrums! Silly things.
  • In the wild, there has been only one orca attack. Bad orca! While in captivity, there have been over 100 attacks and 4 deaths. These animals just need more training, it couldn’t possibly be related to their confinement! 
  • Food is used as reinforcement for tricks. Do a trick, get your dinner. Don’t want to do a trick? I guess you don’t eat tonight you stubborn thing! 

See? Sea World isn’t as bad as people make it out to be! Oh, one more fact: for every $1,000,000 Sea World makes, about $600 goes into conservation efforts (about $0.5 a ticket). I’m so glad they care about conservation of the ocean! Amazing work!

Sources: (x) (x) (x) (x)

If you haven’t realized it yet, this post is 100% sarcastic. It should be obvious, but not everyone understands sarcasm…

Please don’t let this die

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ryangoslingers:

when tina feels she has to get her legs waxed :’)

when bob and gene get theirs waxed too :’)

when bob and gene love having hairless legs :’)

when there isn’t a joke made about how hairlessness is feminine  :’)

when bob tells tina it doesn’t matter if she has hairy legs or not & either way she’s still herself and that’s all that matters :’)

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